Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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