the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
