Christians are straight up FREAKS
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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