what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
