My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
