Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Everyone says I win the strip club
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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