dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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