Don't you send me to vm
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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