I just made out with a guy for $7.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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