: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So apparently I’m into choking now
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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