I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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