Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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