it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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