Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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