Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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