Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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