Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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