singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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