you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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