So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
