Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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