Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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