so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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