Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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