when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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