He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
