Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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