why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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