is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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