i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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