hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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