Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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