I am full of burrito and curiosity
vagina is talking i cant
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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