Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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