can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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