STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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