I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just found puke in my bra..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
