No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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