Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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