question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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