Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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