Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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