Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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