what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
where am i from again
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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