I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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