Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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