She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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