This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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