nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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