It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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