for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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