So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
