This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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