How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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