Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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