hell yes lets make some ravioli
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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