nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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