O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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